WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?
BAHAHA. How spot on is this? :)
singing Thumbelina…and talking to important actors…
I’M SO GLAD. I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES THIS.
WINNING FAKE ARGUMENTS IS THE BEST!
I’m not one for graph jokes but
Ellen does something similar to this in one of her old stand up routines…I wonder if I can find it…
My 20 minute showers would be so much shorter if I stopped trying to think of thinking of an inoffensive but polite way...
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO IN THE SHOWER!!!
So nice that it’s not just me…